Golden Machinegun

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.

Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun

by donthaveaname May 12, 2009

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Gold Leafing

Gold Leafing is a sex act named for type of body paint (Gold Leaf) in which the participants cover themselves in before engaging in various sex acts. It peaked in practice in the 1960's mostly due to it's glorification in the movie "Goldfinger" which featured a very sexy Shirley Eaton covered from head to toe in Gold Leaf body paint. In recent years Gold Leafing has remained popular in red light districts in Asian countries where girls will cover themselves with Gold Leaf Paint and dance before servicing the customer.

When I was in Tokyo on business my hosts took me to a notorious champagne club called "The Lethbridge" and I got an excellent Gold Leafing in the back room by a prostitute it was like I was fucking an Egyptian goddess.

by Bamantha August 23, 2011

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Gold Post

Any "Attachment Unavailable" where a video or image should be seen on a social media forum, such as FaceBook. These occur when someone shares someone else's images, video's, etc... but they don't have their permission settings set to "public". Called a Gold Post due to the initials AU, for Attachment Unavailable, which is also the abbreviation for Gold in Latin and on the Periodic Table.

Gray shared Shara's video of the panda mauling the butterfly on her Facebook page, but due to Shara's settings, all I see on Gray's page is a Gold Post.

by wildlobo71 July 11, 2014

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golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.

Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016

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golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

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