A term that defines the copious amounts of alcohol that must be drunk, not to make a Stevens girl look more attractive, but to make a Stevens male force up the courage to talk to any female in the whole damn room. Usually results in the guy being rejected as most Stevens girls are smart enough to know how not to get date-raped or ruthied.
The guy was so fucked up from drinking that his "Stevens Goggles" blinded him to the fact that he kept telling the Stevens girl how good he could give it to her when she could tell with one look at his drunk ass that he had never gotten laid in his entire life.
by female_population_of_SIT January 31, 2008
Get the Stevens Gogglesmug. by Høuse January 12, 2010
Get the Brent Gogglesmug. used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.
if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.
by Mike Jones May 27, 2004
Get the sand gogglesmug. by tepotini August 1, 2009
Get the Italian Gogglesmug. When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.
I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.
by Deliriums February 9, 2010
Get the ear gogglingmug. Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
by flagdecal December 20, 2013
Get the Obama Gogglesmug. The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.
"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."
"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
by Jungle Panda November 21, 2009
Get the Clear gogglesmug.