Gloke

A girl who is spiritually a bloke but a female version

“Her? Yeah Bro she’s more of a gloke than anything”

by Cioara April 5, 2025

Glockee, gloCkee, glockeE

Glockee, gloCkee, glockeE

Glockee, gloCkee, glockeE

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Glock dookie

a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out

Ayden: ay you a bitch nigga
Lyric: fuck you, ima spray yo dumbass with a glock dookie

by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026

Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty

Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game

by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025

Glonkin

To copy some1 else's style or steez and make it so pretentious that its totally ruined .

Owen: "Bro stop glonking my steez"

by kalifragilistic June 18, 2025

Glonk

Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:

Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly

Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing

It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.

My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’

Or

Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle

Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move

by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025

Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025