glitterdicking

1. Decoration of the male genitalia in a flamboyant and gaudy manner
2. Euphemism for horseplay or reckless behavior

1. "My girlfriend is getting all vajazzled so I'm totally glitterdicking it"
2. "Hey you guys, quite glitterdicking around and get back to the huddle!"

by Rake Plankspeed July 6, 2011

Glittered

When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.

Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!

She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.

by luckiest_guy_43 December 11, 2012

glitterpate

To glitterpate is to launch an aesthetic visual attack with glitter as the main ammunition. Has the Stockholm syndrome- like effect on victims, where they actually begin to enjoy the presence of glitter.

We entered the strip club, and man...were we glitterpated or what?

by Glitterbugvins October 23, 2011

Glitter Knickers

When somebody is attracted to a younger person, who may not be of age.
(Gary Glitter)

'Wow check the arse on her'

'Woiii man she looks like shes still at School, you need to chill out Glitter Knickers!'

by disco5975 September 16, 2012

Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.

Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.

by RSDVMAMA November 5, 2012

Glitterea

A veneral disease transmitted through sexual intercourse with sparkly blood suckers of the Twilight variety. Symptoms include: sparkly genitals, extreme pain during urination, and urine that sparkles like diamonds.

I went out with this one girl and later that evening we went back to her place. Everything was great until she dropped trou and I could see she had Glitterea. I debated going for it anyways, but couldn't stand the idea of playing sloppy seconds to the Justin Bieber of vampires.

by AngryPirate88 May 5, 2013

glitter slip n slide

When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.

I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!

by renooner May 18, 2014