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fruit booter 

fruit booter, pfffft. the worst sport in the history of life!
i used to fruit boot and i found it so easy i gave up and become a skateboard!!!
all u can do on blades is grinds, grabs and spins? u cant like flip your blades over or nuffin, its not cool!!

take up a real sport
skateboarder 1: man u see that fs flip down that 12 set
skateboarder 2: yeh man, ow mate look over at that balder
*shouts fruit*
skateboarder 1: haha i bet hes liek glued his feet to sum wheels and wears like curtains for trousers
skateboard 2: haha yeh skins, tight jeans for life

FRUIT BOOTER GET A NO NO FROM ME!
fruit booter by spangle October 9, 2006

fruit loops 

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.
'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'
fruit loops by me old fruity July 20, 2008

Fruit Shoot 

A male drinks many many pints of any type of fruit juice and then 'ejaculates', shooting out 'fruit'.
Female:Lets have sex
Male:Ok lets do a Fruit Shoot.
-awkward silence-

(minuites later)

* EXPLOSION OF COLOURS*
Fruit Shoot by hs9898 July 26, 2011

fruit snack 

A quickie with a gay man.
A man tells another man, " Dude I need a fruit snack wussup?"

Fruit Nugget 

N- a single unit of fruit; a small peice of "the quality of fruit"
Jeremy Saffran is a fruit nugget

You little fruit nugget!
Fruit Nugget by Jake Dalla May 6, 2004

fruit loops 

A sexual phenomenon in which a group of gay men perform anal sex on each other to form a circle. Each member both receives and penetrates, everyones happy.
me and the guys got together last saturday night, had a few drinks, and formed a fruit loops.
fruit loops by .mr. meeseeks. April 18, 2022