Facebook Front St.

One who speaks highly of themself and constantly boasts about themselves or other things they believe they have complete knowledge in.

He's bitter from his past relationship, now he's posting things on fb like he's a love guru & how he's now a better person by joining Martial Arts, but he's really nothing but Facebook Front St.

by None other than D February 20, 2011

front-end loader

Hollowing out the end of a cigarette, removing the tobacco and replacing it with cannabis.

I didn't have my bong or some rolling papers, so I did a front-end loader with a borrowed smoke.

by anonymous July 26, 2013

Front-Porch Philosophy

Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.

This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.

by justanotherravenclaw July 30, 2011

front-end loader

A person who takes the cock in their mouth and enjoys it.

O my, that guy is a front-end loader!

by savloader January 26, 2006

mow the front lawn

to shave your pubic hair

Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha

Mom: *clueless*

by omgpubichair July 1, 2009

fuzzy front butt

Euphamism for vagina

Just tickle her clit and you're on your way to her fuzzy front butt

by Digby February 22, 2003

OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.

I stabbed the thief with my otf knife

by jack December 5, 2003