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englishman after 3 pints:I,m full.
Welshman:Yea full of FUCKING SHIT!
by sionimaesyrhandir July 3, 2008
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Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!
Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.
by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014
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Shit

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014
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Shit

Daniel: Look at that shit!
Fred: Watch you're fucking mouth! That's poop.
by noonelikesmesinceismell October 19, 2008
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Shit

Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.
by thegoodzz July 5, 2010
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Shit

The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.
(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"
by Pwhitty July 3, 2009
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shit

1.We shit in your mouth
2.You look like shit
3.You just ate shit
4.Shittt, that shit was hard
5.Man, i just took a hugh shit
by KARYSSAAAA! April 2, 2009
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