flirt curtains

When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.

"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"

"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"

by GlenBurg September 29, 2015

Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.

"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"

by leilawurm October 22, 2015

flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt

by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015

flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.

The girl has a flirt impediment.

by Ryryboo2 September 3, 2016

flirt rapist

One who flirts with blatant disregard for how unwanted said flirting may be

1) Feel free to tell me if it's outta hand though, I'm not a flirt rapist or anything .
2) seriously? God, that guy is such a flirt racist...creeps me out.

by Jaydaddyfresh November 30, 2016

flintstoning

Being in the middle of a task at work and just dropping it and leaving the minute your shift ends.

(In the first 10 seconds of the Flintstones intro, Fred is busy lifting a rock out of the quarry, but as soon as the whistle blows he's out of the quarry and into the car)

"Never give him a task that takes more than 15 minutes at 4:45, because he'll be flintstoning on out of here at 5:00."

by Kayurastar January 27, 2017

fliie

A faggot ass bitch that only cares about himself and is a total squeaker

Man that dude is a total fliie

by K1llSw1tch February 23, 2017