flat bottom boat

When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.

"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."

by 7 Suns February 13, 2008

flat busted

not sarah palin

"I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted."

by wrmac October 19, 2008

flat-chested

When a girl's chest is flatter than a board of wood

Damn, that girl is flat-chested!!!

by The Reaper of Life September 17, 2018

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Rural Australian slang for
1. laying on one's stomach
2. asleep from being plastered, wasted, etc.
3. Worn out from hard yakka or work

1. The scrum left him flat out like a lizard drinkin.
2. Too much VB and Becky's flat out like a lizard drinkin.
3. *yawn* I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin

by Luke D Lorenz January 21, 2004

Flat get after it

Thought to have originated in France, this phrase is used when a homosexual male wants to have sex with another male. so, he tells him to get on his back in preparation for sex. Other countries use the phrase to refer to a female elephant in heat.

"Hey Sexy, flat get after it!"

by Justin Grahamn December 9, 2008

Flat Meat

n. road kill that's been run over so many times, it's extremely flat.

China King sells Flat Meat instead of real food.

by Samira Williams January 23, 2009

Flat sack

One who has no balls, a neutered dog. Just a sack with no balls.

Hey wade you have no balls you are a flat sack

by Cuevous May 28, 2016