Fair-Sexual

Someone who is bi-sexual, but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in the mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

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hoco fair

The howard County "hoco" fair is one of the most popular places for kids in to go in late August in hoco but it's not how you think it is. It is FILLED with white girls that all wear the same thing. Jean shorts and a crop top. But I'm not complaing🤩. It's one the best places to stay relevant so alot of the Juniors and seniors go but they don't really fit in. Alot of people there are very drunk or above the clouds so everyone ends up hooking up sooner or later. Unless you play soccer. The most popular spot is the place in the middle right next to one of the ticket places. Everyone circles and talks and sorta waits for something to happen. You might ride like three rides there. They all suck. But you gotta love the hoco fair.

Stephanie: heyy Hannah wanna go to the hoco fair this Thursday?
Hannah:sure girl not before I drink till I can't stand and hoeout!

by Drew Peeep! September 21, 2019

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Financial Fair Play

Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times

We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter

by fordashy is gay June 27, 2023

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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

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Lilith Faired

When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.

Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.

Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.

by This Gal Friday ❤️‍🔥 September 5, 2022

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