Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.
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Family name of mixed Portugese and Muslim descent. Originally derived from the surname Faria. Name found throughout countries/states once under Portugese colonial rule and also sometimes found in the Middle East.
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1)a: describing any noun or event as having failed; b: the state of being a failure.
2)An internet meme that has become more commonplace in "RL" amongst those of the video game/internet culture.
The use of fail and its amusement are derived from video games out of the common "game over" screens or "mission failure" notifications. Often this is used in redundancy to create a sense of irony: Fail ____ is fail: in which case any noun is thus being identified by the adjective and described by it.
1)a: describing any noun or event as having failed; b: the state of being a failure.
2)An internet meme that has become more commonplace in "RL" amongst those of the video game/internet culture.
The use of fail and its amusement are derived from video games out of the common "game over" screens or "mission failure" notifications. Often this is used in redundancy to create a sense of irony: Fail ____ is fail: in which case any noun is thus being identified by the adjective and described by it.
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Get the fail couple mug.The use of a breathalyzers electronic results on a printed sheet as admissible evidence in a court of law for an OUI (operating under the influence) case, even though the defendant's counsel hasn't been allowed to determine whether or not the source code of the device is faulty.
Any breathalyzer used in court without testimony of the administering officer or without the papers from the manufacturer of the breathalyzer certifying the source code isn't broken or buggy and provides sound results is automatically deemed a failalyzer
Any breathalyzer used in court without testimony of the administering officer or without the papers from the manufacturer of the breathalyzer certifying the source code isn't broken or buggy and provides sound results is automatically deemed a failalyzer
Defendant and his Counsel meet before an OUI arraignment:
Counsel: Looks like we're not going to be able to take this to trial since a breathalyzers results are considered 100% accurate
Defendant: Yeah, but I only had one drink, and I wasn't even swerving very much. Are you sure those blood alcohol level results are accurate?
Counsel: Now that I think about it, the only guarantee I have is the manufacturers good will. I don't have any certifications as to the accuracy of the device or soundness of its source code and since we are in a court of a law, we must depend on legal documents; not simply the good will a business offers to its good customers.
Defendant: Yeah, we don't want a failalyzer in court
Counsel: We certainly don't
Counsel: Looks like we're not going to be able to take this to trial since a breathalyzers results are considered 100% accurate
Defendant: Yeah, but I only had one drink, and I wasn't even swerving very much. Are you sure those blood alcohol level results are accurate?
Counsel: Now that I think about it, the only guarantee I have is the manufacturers good will. I don't have any certifications as to the accuracy of the device or soundness of its source code and since we are in a court of a law, we must depend on legal documents; not simply the good will a business offers to its good customers.
Defendant: Yeah, we don't want a failalyzer in court
Counsel: We certainly don't
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when he wrote;
Corinthians Football Club
Sao Paolo
Brazil
06/01/09
Dear Corinthians
My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey.
Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat.
I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome.
If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super.
Yours sincerely
Chip.
when he wrote;
Corinthians Football Club
Sao Paolo
Brazil
06/01/09
Dear Corinthians
My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey.
Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat.
I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome.
If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super.
Yours sincerely
Chip.
by alloneword January 6, 2009
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