Facetactor

A person who tunes in regularly to watch a Facebook Live show.

Holy moly look at how many Facetactors we have watching us right now?

by SolidHaiti.Tv July 2, 2017

fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2017

Fact

Used in agreement to plans or a statement.

A: "Yo, lets cop a bag and turnup at the club."
B: "Facts"

by CurbanCam December 11, 2017

Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 May 7, 2018

Fact

A fact, is something that is undeniably, and without a doubt, true. A fact can be proven EVERY TIME and, WITHOUT fail.

It is a well known FACT that; I, Stephanie, love my one and only, Joshua, MORE than he or anyone could ever love anyone.

by HisQueenLadyCoolCat May 7, 2018

Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.

As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

FaceTime

A slang often used in Chicago or "ChiRaq" which means to get shot in the head multiple times. Gang members often put apple stickers on drum magazines, to symbolize "getting facetimed"

ChiRaq Nigga 1: On Foe Nem grave that nigga Tyrone wont stop talking shit!

Chiraq Nigga 2: Lets go facetime him!

by VB5700 March 24, 2018