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everbeard

A thin beard that never seems to grow and stays the same length at all times.
Mike: Damn, I haven't seen Todd in about 6 months but that dude's everbeard hasn't grown an inch since I saw him last!
by Miodragon October 17, 2013
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Emerson Unit

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.
That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.
by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014
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Emerson

If a girl is named Emerson, she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is often scared to speak her mind, and she is super insecure. An Emerson will fall in love quickly, and her huge heart will be shattered if you dump her. She just wants to feel appreciated and loved. She is the friend to check on you, and she will ALWAYS put you before herself. A lot of people take advantage of her, so don’t be a dick and do that.
by Anime geek uwu June 2, 2020
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Emerson

The best girl you’ll ever meet! She has dirty blonde or brown hair and loves the color yellow! She’s loyal to a guy that’s she’s not even dating and loves athletic boys. She acts happy but in reality cry’s herself to sleep over that one guy and only her best friends truly understand her personality when she’s not at school! When she’s at school she’s always embarrassing her friends and acting like a crackhead!
Hannah: Who’s Emerson?

Finley: That crazy girl who was dancing all day.
by I love this guy.... April 14, 2020
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evercreeper

The term used in the universal scientific organization system to describe a species peculiar to most. The full name for the binomial nomenclature is homo-evercreeper, with the genus being homo and species being evercreeper. They originate in canada and their primitive behavior typically causes them to live in igloos, reflecting their environment. Their intellect is comparable with the extinct, homo erectus species. Their intelligence quotient typically does not exceed 100.
did you see evercreeper living in the igloo? He was ranting about rise of nations.
by CrashJax May 7, 2021
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Florida Everblades

A professional ice hockey team located in Estero, Florida. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Albany River Rats, and the Rochester Americans of the AHL, and the Carolina Hurricanes and Florida Panthers of the NHL.
LETS GO FLORIDA EVERBLADES!!!!
by Florida Everblades Fan January 29, 2009
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jack everett

a strong leader that sticks up for other people and he will always put others first. lovely eyes and hair. good at sports, he isn't arrogant. girls drop even when he is standing. he will fight to protect his friends and family
Jack Everett is a strong boy/man
by hi there, how are you? December 26, 2016
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