Ever Perez

🚹man with strong faith, honest, intelligent, hard working, stubborn , incredibly cute/ impossible not to love, extremely sexy¡, always up for a challenge, great friend, the type of person who will never give up no matter how hard things are/ a man who will see you at your worst and still love every messy part of you!/Amazing provider/wonderful father.

EXAMPLE: Who is Ever Perez?

Answer: Just the most incredible man alive!

by ThugWifeyType91 May 25, 2018

ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.

Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day

by HK_MP5 June 7, 2018

Have you ever tried the bourbon?

A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.

You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"

by Ripyou Anewone June 8, 2018

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

Joshua/the best person ever

Josh is the coolest of kids! He does NOT deal drugs with his grandma, no matter what anyone else says! If his last name is Hannington, he is the most amazing person you would ever meet! He usually loves penguins too.

Joshua/the best person ever is cool

by Josshshhahshsh November 24, 2019

Amy evers

Amy is a nice tall girl that loves food. she doesn't mind to become fat cus eating is just her adiction. amy evers is also quite handsome but is still a virgin. so if you end up in a realation with her please note that she always goes sixty nine if you know what that mean. amy also does wel in school aldo deep inside everyone knows she will eventualy grow up to become a drug adict cus she messed up her live. but even with al that amy evers will still always love her family.................. aslong as you don't mes with her drugs ofcorse

do you wan't to go schopping with me Amy Evers

by Rensje March 2, 2019

The littiest story ever

once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.

This is the littiest story every. It’s about Coachella

by Timmy thin March 8, 2019