everbeard

A thin beard that never seems to grow and stays the same length at all times.
Mike: Damn, I haven't seen Todd in about 6 months but that dude's everbeard hasn't grown an inch since I saw him last!
by Miodragon October 17, 2013
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anniversorry gift

The more expensive gift you're forced to buy your girlfriend or wife after you forget your anniversary.
Todd: What did you get Marissa for your anniversary?
Mike: Well, I was going to just buy some flowers but I spaced and forgot to get anything. So I ended up buying a ring as an anniversorry gift and now I'm out $600.
by Miodragon October 16, 2013
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