Leave it to Deaver

What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.

Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."

by QuacksO August 27, 2017

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

National kiss a drug dealer day

Kissing a drug dealer. Who doesn’t like it?

I kissed Honey king on national kiss a drug dealer day!

by elivvsargas October 28, 2019

Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

Big craigs crack dealership

fuck off bitch my name is michael you asshole all you do is suck cock all day

wow Big craigs crack dealership is a fucking cocksucker

by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020