Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."
by Information Douglas June 03, 2014
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crotch moustashe

see also: crotch whiskers. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has a moustashe, or whiskers.
Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch moustashe...
Dude #2: It was more like whiskers!
by Saudi Arabia January 19, 2011
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crotch glow

The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.
I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.
by grasscarp99 June 02, 2011
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Crotch nits

Hey mate, I'm really itchy down there. Must have got the crotch nits"
by MableDoris August 04, 2017
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Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact
by Clevering January 10, 2018
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Crotch Cheez-It

When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.
I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!
by Icicle Dude December 17, 2014
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crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.
I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.
by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 02, 2013
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