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crockett cougars

The Greatest Drumline In the world goes to this highschool and performes the best cadences in the world!! go to www.swt.com then search for cdl
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by Eli August 29, 2003
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Cougar/ Real Feline Scale

In order to be in this category you have to be a bad ass Bitch who is 5 years or older than your boyfriend and able to pull them easily.
18 -24- Kitten

24 - 33- Bob Cat
33 -38- Lynx

38 - 48- Cougar
48-58- Cheetah
58-& up- Saber tooth tiger
Man I want a Cougar/ Real Feline Scale in my life.
by The real Guru July 28, 2018
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Cougar Salt Lick

A euphemism for scrotum, or nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.
This cougar was totally all over me last night so I decided to let her take me home and have a few licks at the old Cougar Salt Lick.
by bananasplit1970 January 26, 2011
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AIDS infected cougar cock

when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.
When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
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Dirty nasty cougar cunt

Middle aged hooker who chases young men with a dirty stanky gross twat who is always a drunk and heavy drug user. Often has vag cig. those that fuck the bitch always feel dirty and pathetic afterwards.
Jojo is always looking for a young guy around the corner, what a Dirty nasty cougar cunt she is, not to mention she has vag cig.
by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022
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cougarring

verb. The act of a Cougar (a.k.a. older female) prowling for fresh meat (a.k.a. very young males).
Emma was well into her 50's but was out cougarring the local college bars.
by TheSkinman August 5, 2014
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Sugar Cougar

A woman that you're dating that makes more money than you, is attractive and is older.

-Unlike a sugar momma, a sugar Cougar is actually still hot. 6/10th's of your boys would bang her!
-Bro your chick's old!

-Yeah, but she still looks bangin, plus my Sugar Cougar pays all my bills.
by ECO-AF July 27, 2018
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