the corn is fresh

code often used through text message so as to practice safe sexting. translates to: you've got my panties in a bunch; lets bang.

Luke: How you doin' miss fine ass in dem skinny jeans?
Brooke: the corn is fresh
Luke: I'll be there in 5

by pumkinSpice April 8, 2011

Corn on the MACABRE

Corn on the MACABRE- (adjective)
Describes instances of humor that lean strongly to the darker realm of humor...
(synonymous with "black comody")
... but with a bit more "guilt" and/or "cringe" attached.

Boy I could not believe how "corn on the macabre" that comedy show was last.! RIsky subject matter is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

by anonymous April 13, 2022

corn chili

A person who is really skinny, very immature, and for some odd reason plays all the Skylanders. This is not a specific person more like a title give to some one that fits this description.

"Hey have you met the new kid" "Ya he's such a corn chili "

by Asdfghjkl5252 January 26, 2017

ACC CORN

Short for "Actual Corn", used to describe Umar Jawed when he asks you for the MEP for his pharmacy law exam.

"RELAX U CORNY GUY ACC CORN."

by VincentK May 15, 2019

Corn on the cock

What you get after anal and the woman eats the corn off of your cock

Ryan J received corn on the cock after destroying Shelby’s anal cavity

by Ryan jaggard March 6, 2018

tasty corn

When you cum inside a woman's mouth and she swallows.

I heard that Mary got some tasty corn last night.
So Gabe you gave Sherry some tasty corn?

by n-bomb November 23, 2014

Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

by Bigsink February 19, 2017