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shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
by djonikinghand May 5, 2019
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Cocks Alive!

A stoic expression that’s gaining wide acceptance and justified popularity. It’s used to express disbelief or surprise for an event that may have happened or a situation that one may have described to you that is quite unbelievable.
In a positive way… I won a scholarship to Stanford University for literature…Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”

Disbelief…I was joking and I was recently fired from my job for asking the customer if he wanted coffee, tea or me… Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”

Or things aren’t just going your way… you’re sitting in traffic for a good hour. You look at the time realizing that you’re supposed to be home and you say yourself…”Cocks Alive!”
by Rock Solid Stoic October 4, 2023
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Stew Cock

“Wow did you see that stallion

Holy it has Stew Cock”
by Stewcockfan April 18, 2022
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Cock whore

A cock whore is generally a submissive living the BDSM lifestyle. She or he, whatever the case may be, enjoy the sense of loss of self, or complete submission when they are made to give often very rough fellatio. The submissive is possibly bound, held by the hair, and forced to service. This is generally followed or preceded by cock worship, which is generally very tender and passive.
Are you my cock whore? You good little cock whore.
by bleubrat January 3, 2009
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cock of the walk

that guy thinks he's the cock of the walk
by dc August 4, 2003
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also, cocks

In internet usage, it is usually interjected after a long explanation or something unfunny to make the reader laugh.
A good example would be a "Investigation" YTMND: It will have a long investigation of a meme, e.g Sexymofo, and at the end, will suddenly display "also, cocks" to make the reader laugh.
by OLOL January 21, 2007
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Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth
Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.
by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016
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