chronically late

Any time you smoke weed after 4:20pm. The history as to why it is PM and not AM as well is unknown, but likely arbitrary.

Alt: Slang for when a dealer takes a longer than usual amount of time to deliver your pot.

"Man, it's five o'clock and you're just now smoking up..? You're chronically late!"

or

"Usually on time, Timmy wondered why PK was chronically late with the kind he had ordered."

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012

el dankus chronicus

an especially potent (as in knock your shit off) weed that will keep your high ass on the couch for twelve hours eating munchies and watching peasant vision cause you spent all your money on it.

pass the el dankus chronicus this way man i'm in need of some serious thc stimulation man

by sacannah January 28, 2008

Chaotic Good

The one random person named Ian that everyone knows but doesn't really talk to or hang out with. He tends to be

"Hey dude, did you see how class had such a Chaotic Good vibe today?"
"Yeah I did. And I thought it was odd because Ian wasnt even in class."

by anonymous May 8, 2020

Chronic

Marijuana laced with PCP.

You should not smoke chronic if you have even a shred of dignity.

by The Person Who Defined Chronic Correctly May 13, 2005

chronic

an alternative meaning for chronic is something shocking but in a good way, refering to cannabis.

"Yeah i just got my ride pimped, check out my rims."
"Man that shit is chronic!"

by Oki3 July 22, 2006

chronic

When a person has a jonsing so bad they got's the shakes

Look at that nigga shake..Chronic!

by OCM March 14, 2003

Chronic Stress

A medical condition that requires the prescription of medical marijuana.

Patient: I need medical marijuana for Kronic Stress

Doctor: What is the source of your Chronic Stress?

Patient: I am stressed about getting busted for not having a medical marijuana prescription.

by Ken in Brooklyn November 21, 2011