Brain Teaser

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.

John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!

by eeguurl March 9, 2015

Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related

got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.

by the nut job November 7, 2010

brain snap

the term used by famous people (and normal people) to justify doing something really stupid that if they'd taken half a second to think about it they probably wouldn't have done it anyway. it's a cheap way of saying sorry for doing something dumb and not taking any slack for it.

the famous celebrity phone throwing incident that everyone knows about - headline of paper "how my brain snapped"

by trinie July 31, 2006

Brain Orgasm

A trick often displayed via an image to get the reader to first hyperventilate themselves and then blow on their thumb, causing oxygen deprivation. The result? A euphoric feeling, however it is not without its consequences, it will of course damage you and, with that euphoric feeling, is an extreme pain, both feelings do not last long.

"Hey dude check this trick out!"
"What?"
"1) Bring knees to chest

2) Breath deeply in and out for 20 seconds

3) Blow on thumb as hard as possible"
"Lets try it!"
"OH GOD! BRAIN ORGASM!"

by Lemen October 21, 2009

brain surgeon

Sarcastically applied to someone who makes a dumb mistake.

"You threw away the winning ticket?! Way to go brain surgeon!"

by tho3m December 30, 2009

brain fact

A thought that you believe to be true. The "facts" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.

Jordon: "Fact: fat people have less body hair than skinny people."
Kara: "that's not a fact."
Jordon: "yes it is."
Kara: "supported by what evidence?"
Jordon: "My observations. Brain fact!"

by choadeville November 3, 2013

Brain Victim

A brain victim is a person who spends half of their day sleeping and the other half stepping back to blow that nasty kush. When one partakes in such activities, they usually prefer strains of the herb such as that sweet lavender or sour diesel kush. After the brain victim blows that kush in someones face, they experience a state of being 'binged' which then results in them to be forgetful, stupid, and very very tired. Usually the brain victim then falls back to a state of slumber, only to wake up and call up Rezdawg to make a purchase of some more of those sticky danked out nugs. This lifestyle includes the spending of massive amounts of cash flow, on ounce after ounce of useless herb.

"I uhh.. i might be a brain victim, but you, you know me." -The Brain Victim

by Kush Master X December 15, 2010