genie in a bottle 

A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.

Hey girlfriend how was last night?

Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.

Daaam, u lucky girl.

genie in a bottle by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010

Gatorade Bottle 

A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.

I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.

Gatorade Bottle by Danielitus October 25, 2008

arse like the top of a sauce bottle 

Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.

i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle

arse like the top of a sauce bottle by Bun001 August 1, 2012

Portuguese Hot water bottle 

When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.

Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"

Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"

Portuguese Hot water bottle by bitchezzzman August 4, 2009

Tha Bottle 

(preferably a Sprite 500ml bottle)
Smoking Implement

Step-by-Step User Guide
1. Burn two holes in the bottle, one shottie and one to hold the Jon Digger.
2. Secure the Jon Digger with Tac Du-Un bleu (Blu-Tac)
3. Blaze that bad boy.

Dya want this one in tha bottle? Quote : Kev & Flynn

Tha Bottle by Flynn December 11, 2003

mouth bottle 

bottle used to spit chewing tobacco in.

me and my boy skat were chewing some bear and my mom came in and told us to make sure we clean up our mouth bottles.

mouth bottle by bigez19 June 6, 2010

trunk bottle 

A bottle of liquor that is kept in the trunk of your vehicle in case of drinking emergencies.

Trunk bottle is necessary when drinks are too expensive at a bar you can take shots (or make your current drink stronger) out of the back of your car, and only have to purchase like 1 drink.

trunk bottle by Foxylady April 6, 2014