toasti blud

a person who prefers talking to a younger demographic of people, also their cousin probably has a 15 incher and they brag about it. ontop of that cant cook

toasti blud can mean "i fucking want you"
"u stay talking to kids... i fucked up i admit i was horny"

by smartballer234 July 23, 2025

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Dale Blud

Being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and not taking care of your own child

Me: Where is your kid at?
Friend: He’s with his mom as usual and I’m not paying no child support.
Me: Your such a Dale Blud

by IntrepidIsland July 23, 2025

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Big Blud

Big Daddy

Big Blud is awesome

by ChargingPort45 August 7, 2025

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Diddy blud

A variation of the word “bro”.

What is this diddy blud doing on the calculator?

by Ferdinand IV November 30, 2025

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The second pee receptacle hidden in the bodies of most women, specifically inside the posterior abdominal area, designed so that they may wait to go to the bathroom until one or more of their girlfriends has expressed a desire to relieve themselves first. It is believed to have developed as a social ritual and/or defense mechanism to better ensure one’s safety against any lecherous males in the vicinity, as well as to provide a collective reprieve from the burdensome nature of public social performance.

Man A: “Dude, why does Rina always seem to go to the bathroom at the same time as Cecil…? Weird, right?”

Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”

Man A: “I guess that explains it…”

by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026

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