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The bible

A fiction story that fools believe
The bible should be moved into fiction, all in favor?
by dr evil 2 March 29, 2007
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Bible Boobie

The classic combination of a bible-banger and a girl with big knockers. Can be used to compliment a girl or insult her just the same.
"Is Bible Boobie cuming over today?"
by Someone Special in December 5, 2005
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mclean bible church

If this isnt a cult then why do they try to convert everyone and have starbucks, arcade and huge parkinglot to get people to come. The people who go there are very opinionated and wont take anything you say into consideration tho they may pretend to listen. Ive seen peop-le change alot after they go there, they display the same behavior as in someone who is hipnotized or brainwashed
My close friend went to mclean bible church and i proved a part of christianity wrong with intelligent argumment and he got frustrated and strangeled me because he was helpless.
by TC Montegue December 14, 2004
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Bibleist

A bibleist is what most "Christian fundamentalists" actually are. Instead of following Christ's teachings of peace and love, they instead subscribe themselves to a literal interpretation of the human-written Bible, Old Testament and all. These are the people who say to persecute gays and repress women because "the Bible said so", and those that spit on science because it is "against God".

Unfortunately, many otherwise-rational people make the mistake of lumping Christians in with these assholes, conflating worship of Jesus with the Taliban ways of the Old Testament.

Be informed, and know the difference between Christianity and Bibleism.
A true Christian fundamentalist preaches love and mercy.
A fundamentalist Bibleist preaches hate and retribution.
by A discontent citizen January 17, 2018
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Bibla

"Bibla" is a verb with the meaning: to comsume drinks containing alcohol until desired level of drunkness is reached.

The term first appeared in the northern of sweden in the town of Sundsvall and is now spreading throughout of scandinavia mostly used by younger people but amongst a wide variety of economical and social groups.

The word is spelled similar to the christian bible but this is only a mere coincidence and the two words have no connection att all.
-You wanna go to my place and "Bibla"
-Sure school has really been killing me lately, I feel like I deserve to get completely wasted.
by Erkenofpwn December 14, 2010
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Bible fetish

A person who likes to fuck the bible or have a bible in the bed ect. when they are fucking someone else.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.
by Juded dredd7 April 25, 2011
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The Holy Bible

Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔,我想死
by 0wl3l October 19, 2021
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