Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.

Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!

by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021

Beamington

mispronounciation of, "Binghamton" (a city in upstate New York), made by individuals who have recently been lobotomized (see also "Bimmington")

The Ross Park Zoo in Beamington is my most favorite place in the whole wide world.

by marv3000 May 8, 2021

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Beaking out

When you are so messed up and confused that you cannot articulate words properly and so you sound like Beaker from the Muppets.

She overslept for work again and when she got to the office her supervisor was beaking out because they were already short staffed.

by anonymous August 22, 2021

Beating of gums and chipping of teeth

A popular 1940's term for a rumor spreading about. Common synonym to Scuttlebutt

There was much beating of gums and chipping of teeth over the air raid last week among the troops.

by Spunk Idiot September 1, 2021