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Beard Hickey

Noun - The result of a making out with a bearded person. A beard hickey is a red, dry, scratched up chin or jaw/jaw-line that is caused by the rubbing up of a bearded face with the rubbing up of a non-bearded face. For treatment, apply moisturizer to the affected area 6-10 times a day for 4-10 weeks, or as needed.
After the movie make-out, a beard hickey claimed the chin of my smooth skinned lady friend.
by Joe Alterman January 5, 2009
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Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.
Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!
by B$ March 28, 2005
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weird out with your beard out

1. To get weird while sporting a beard.

2. To do what you want while growing a beard, as a means of expressing your freedom.
"I've decided not to shave for six months."
"Right on, man. Weird out with your beard out."
by OsirusR November 10, 2009
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Beard Fag

Hipster's who still somehow think that having a big disgusting beard makes them stylish or unique.
Look at that beard fag, he thinks it's 2002.
by Stephdog April 27, 2011
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beamer

"Dude, your uncle's beamer is sweet! I wish I could afford one"
"It's 'bimmer', you fucktard, and you'll never be able to afford one because stupid people are poors."
by billobob August 10, 2006
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spunk beard

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.
"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"
by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006
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beam me up scotty

a request for cociane
by schwab May 19, 2005
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