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Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat
Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.
by puffpufflp December 14, 2021
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João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister
Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori
by HypperAstro November 5, 2022
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Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex
Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!
by Mahsee September 3, 2023
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Jordan bates

by Jordanlikeskids May 28, 2024
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Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.
She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson
by Jeck foul February 24, 2024
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tim bates

Dragging your nuts across something in 4-low
Im Dragging my nuts across your girls face in tim bates 4-low
by SNAFU2003 January 6, 2025
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maddox batson

by robstown16 February 7, 2025
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