Banterwatch

To observe whether a situation is banter or not subject to personal moral viewpoint

Person 1: was that comment banter or was it sexist?
Person 2: pretty sexist, that’s not banter
Person 1: thanks, good banterwatch

by Banterwatcher December 19, 2017

Toxic Banter

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.

Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"

by Shewar January 1, 2009

trench banter

heroic banter shared between a group of lads, curiously it must contain a 3 point jump shot at the end.

1st guy: hey look there's joe.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.

by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008

Base Bacteria

Bacteria on the base of ones penis. species Bacteriuos baseous. This species of bacteria migrates to the base of ones penis from either the anus or meatus.

George "No I didn't was my hands after I peed, I only touched the base of it"

Candice "Dude haven't you ever heard of base bacteria?"

by itsmeforunow November 23, 2009

Self-banter

To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.

Friend: mate your head is massive
You: ye its the size of a planet inn'it! self-banter!

by banterlad May 4, 2012

wet banter

Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck

"Wet banter that like"

"Your banter is wet"

by Eeeeeeelaine December 20, 2013

military banter

Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.

Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter

by futmar October 5, 2015