battle pants

Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.

Zander: "Let's go outside"
DJ: "Lemme get on a pair of mah battle pants first"
Zander: "KAY."

by TheMajorAndSacha January 5, 2008

Batmond

A Leemond in his crime-fighting guise. Usually accompanied by MONKEH

"Who's that slim sexymenz running down the street?"

'It's teh Batmond ya?'

"oh ya.".

by Sly Bre March 31, 2008

Batman'ing

(verb) to leave a chatroom unexpectedly with out announcing it to others

Chatter 1: Hello?
Chatter 2: Hi!
Chatter 2: ...
Chatter 2: Goddamnit! Stop Batman'ing on me!

by Sallyandthestars September 13, 2009

Batman Villain

A person that is very obviously mentally ill and frequently does stupid idiotic things as a result of insanity,usually used in reference to an ex-lover.
Also can mean anyone who looks psychotic.

Dude,I broke up with Lindsey yesterday.Then she mailed me some anthrax.That bitch is a total Batman Villain

by slyver June 14, 2010

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Battle Screen

The act in a war video game (Do not try in actual combat) where you stalk or pay close attention to a comrade. Waiting for them to get killed and then you neutralize your fallen allies killer(s). In this Act you will know know an an enemies precise location and the enemy will most likely be re-loading when you open fire on them.

Mitch: "This noob doesn't know what the hell he's doing im gonna try to set up a battle screen after he gets his head shot off."

by ghettobeast July 8, 2011

Battle Tips

The contest of wills that occurs after a meal at a restaurant when patrons who ate together are paying separate checks and neither wants to break the bank on the tip or look like a cheapskate compared to the other.

Larry and James engaged in a vicious game of battle tips when neither would show the other what they were tipping.

by kelvinbanner September 13, 2011