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Nurse Ass

The ass that a nurse gets from sitting in a chair for 12 hours and wearing loose fitting scrubs with elastic waistbands that fail to indicate you are slowly gaining weight. The key features are the side to side swaying and inner thigh swishing that occurs as they walk down the hall.
Guy #1: Hey man, check out that ass over there! Just how I like it.

Guy #2: She's got quite the nurse ass.
by TFB Nurse2 October 1, 2012
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Punk ass

A person who is a general jerk,asshole,or doesn't have any common sense and pisses you off to your tipping point.
Drive faster down the freeway punk ass!

Stop shoving your nuts in my face punk ass!

He left the dishes dirty, that punk ass.

He's such a punk ass for cutting me off in traffic.
by Alejandro November 25, 2014
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Ass Antlers

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".
I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.
by Fuzzy Bunny April 23, 2004
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ass grenade

An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004
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suck ass

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck everyone"
"You suck ass"
"Uninstall"
by DestroyerShadow July 8, 2016
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ass job

When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.
Stacy has such a soft sexy ass. I love it when she lets me lube it up and lay my cock between those cheeks and grind on it for a great ass job.
by baadbaaadman October 8, 2008
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aspirin ass

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.
you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans
by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008
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