amenities

what i call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "amenities"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

amen thompsoned

when you dunk on someone so many times they grow filled with rage and kill themselves

I'm blowing by him with my hezi and dunking every possession. he for sure got amen thompsoned

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.

When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”

by Phillybiop February 21, 2025

Amendat

The ideal girlfriend :). She is amazing and beautiful, but she doesn't know it. She has a wonderful personality but thinks differently. Around friends, she is very outgoing. but in crowds and around people she doesn't know she is very shy. She is sometimes emotional. You will be lucky to have her as a friend for she is very loyal and trustworthy. You are either on her good side or on her bad side. there are few people she doesn't like. But she can make there lives hell if she wants to. When she says something, you can tell what mood she is in. She tries to help everybody and will give you any advice she can if you need it. She will tell you things you need to hear, and it doesn't matter if you wanna hear it or not. She has many admirers but doesn't know it. If you're lucky enough to be with her, don't screw it up. The feelings she has for someone will last no matter what but there's no telling when they will fade away. She loves you with all her heart. So don't lose her, she is the cure to your depression.

wow I wish I had an amendat

by Jrum March 20, 2025

Armenian picnic

The act of jamming sticks of butter and or margarine, (can sub for peanut butter) and maple syrup into one’s anus before pushing it out over matzah crackers and having it eaten during an orgy.

“Invited a few friends over for an Armenian picnic and our new friend Chet brought Tolma, Chet’s such a noobe”

by Louis friend February 22, 2026

Ascend

In blackpill (BP) and looksmaxxing communities, "ascend" means to improve your looks enough to escape inceldom or low SMV (sexual market value) status—basically "leveling up" from subhuman/low-tier normie to Chadlite/Chad or at least getting laid/attention from "foids."
The "(BP)" tags it as blackpill-flavored: true ascends are rare/hard because genetics dominate (hard blackpill says most can't truly ascend past their "spawn point"). Soft BP or looksmaxxing types push it as possible via mewing, gymmaxxing, surgeries (jaw implants, rhino), skincare, etc. Often used motivationally in edits/TikToks ("ascend fr") or doomer-style ("it's over, can't ascend"). High success stories get called "ascended" or "glowed up BP maxxed."

person a : " girls are finally talking to me bro"

person b :" yeah man u really ascended thats why "

by Brave traveler 88 March 15, 2026

Amen't I

Short for "Am I not? "

Daniel said amen't I when trying to explain himself it was weird

by an0nymooose March 27, 2026