Anonymous Browser

There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.

You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.

Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.

I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!

by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012

Anonymosity

Trolling people through creating accounts on social networks under pseudonyms for fun.

I display anonymosity. That guy who swore at you on Twitter last week called John Smith? Yeah, that was me.

by Bendix Jardine-Martel March 28, 2013

Anonymous Hitler

One of the worst people on the internet, hiding behind a happy exterior, or thick candy shell or something else delicious, but turns out to be Satan when exposed to the Anonymous confines of the Internet.

Jerry becomes such an Anonymous Hitler on the internet.

by WaffleMinifigure August 26, 2013

anonybus

A car with the windows tinted so dark you cannot tell who is inside. Typically found in Miami.

Who's driving that anonybus? I can't see inside at all!

by tommyj September 6, 2013

Anonymititty

Exhibitition (often via a photo or video) of the breasts and/or cleavage of a woman, in such a manner that her identifying features are not visible, but are obscured or omitted, so her identity remains concealed.

Lady: "Posting a selfie of my boobs online could get me in hot water - I had better make sure I keep my face out of the shot to maintain my anonymititty."

Gentleman: "I would like to see that photo."

Lady: "I will send it to you on Snapchat."

by bball brown December 5, 2013

Anon

Anon means anonymous. If you are on a ask.fm and someone asks you a question but doesn't put their name they are on anon.

Anon user:hello
Ask.fm user:why are you on anon?

by Sam Keller March 31, 2016

Anonymous Tip

When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.

Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.

by Cazador301 July 23, 2016