Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013

twat dumpling

Offspring also known as fuck trophies.

Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.

by x7slim8x July 18, 2021

twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

by marniac June 5, 2009

Cujo twat

When a female gets so aroused her pussy starts drooling like a Saint Bernard.

When Sarah was getting a thigh ride from Tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo twat that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!

by Bearballs 44 August 21, 2017

Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

Cruise Twat

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.

RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!

by bitchValentina December 21, 2018

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016