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after-pee-shiver

The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.
"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"

"The after-pee-shivers got to me."

"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"
by the potty theorist February 24, 2014
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afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.
Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"
by the lorilax April 14, 2014
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afterglot

After + Glot (tongue/language):

- Persisting to speak a second language and forgetting to switch to a first language after the presence of a second language speaker has ceased.

When a group of people speaks a second language to account for a person who cannot speak the first, and then the person leaves and all continue to speak the second language and forget to switch back.

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AFTERTOUCH: the sensation of pressure persisting for a time after actual pressure has ceased
1. After flirting for hours with those Colombian chicks, the afterglot kicked in and we automatically spoke Spanish for days.

2. You afterglotting show-off! We know your English is really good but they are all gone now, I don't know who you are trying to impress. Switch back to Arabic so Hasan can also understand you.
by Outtallectuals July 28, 2014
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After Lent

A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.
Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.
by TupacOrNotTupac April 20, 2015
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Afterburner

The fart you have following a good shit.
guy 1: bro i just let off a mean afterburner

guy 2: niceee
by OH FLAMINGO! October 10, 2015
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after school wack

The performance of masturbating after a school day; usually to relieve stress.
Jerry told Susan about his after school wack, so she decided to help him.

Susan loved a good after school wack.
by Pluvio March 19, 2016
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after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016
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