a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
by Roberta Paulsen March 7, 2016