affidavit warrior

Someone who fakes being sick to miss practice.

Andrew is an affidavit warrior for missing football practice.

by Lancaster football October 19, 2022

Afflab

Afflab - a bald fat guy

Omg, that guy called Affan is such an Afflab.

Wow, Abbas the perm head really hates that Afflab

by Affan.chaudry123 April 2, 2023

Afferection

When you get an erection by seeing people being romantic to one another.

i.e. holding hands, kissing in public, hugging, etc.

Bobby popped an afferection after Becca sat on his lap.

by john madden warhammer 40k July 25, 2023

Affair baby

Child from infidelity (bastard, illegitimate)

Katie and Alejandro cheated and now they have an affair baby named Enzo.

by QuailRN August 7, 2023

affuh

basically means “as fuck”

mya u dry affuh

by isuckdick.com🏳️‍🌈 August 31, 2023

Affirmative Shopping

Also known as looting, it's what ghetto people do when they want something but don't want to pay for it. Happens a lot during firey but peaceful protests. Also common in places like Sanfrancisco and Chicago.

Man, look at all those affirmative shoppers running out of that Nike store.

Yo, check out this sweet TV I picked up on my last affirmative shopping trip.

by Tippicanu September 17, 2023

Bittersweet Affect

Just ugh.

She really makes me feel the bittersweet affect.

by Figment0 May 11, 2014