term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.
by Big Ant May 24, 2006

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.
When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!
by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package
Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up
Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up
by KrunkBot June 20, 2011

by Gus Gus1 August 29, 2007

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.
For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.
by m.t.p. December 28, 2008

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
by WillSoutham December 29, 2018
