Bone Wedge

When you wake up in the morning to your boyfriend/husband with a boner wedged in your back.

" Oh man, Jason gave me the biggest bone wedge this morning, but I wasn't in the mood, so I pretended i was asleep."

by engbee April 22, 2009

Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

Bone Warrior

A man who is willing to bone any piece of ass.

Lance was at the bar and decided to become a bone warrior in efforts to help him get laid.

by Vinny Del Neegro May 29, 2010

bone sceptor

a phallic sceptor

the sorcerer smited that bitch with his bone sceptor

by yeabod December 26, 2011

bone smuggler

The partner in a man on man relationship that is more commonly known as the catcher or receiver.

Dude: Was that old guy hitting on you, bro?

Bro: Yeah, he must be a bone smuggler from way back

by adamit73 December 5, 2013

bone tote

Vagina, pussy; a term defining the perfect fit for a bone hammer. -Tomphanie/Randa

Man I slammed that bone tote hard last night!

by Tomphanie-Randa September 25, 2015

bone pit

The equivalent of a gay gang bang but Craig dies at the end from being tapped to much

We bone pit Craig last night, what a fag

by Big dick Richard August 5, 2016