riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex

She was great at riding the zipper.

by zipper lover August 27, 2016

she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da

Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.

Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.

by B-rizzle May 7, 2019

ziplock bag

A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.

Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.

by whackanoodle November 6, 2007

zipperdick

when you pinch you dick in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect

OUCH FUCK! I JUST ZIPPERDICKED MYSELF

by motoman97 October 10, 2008

Guatamalan zipper

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009

zipper line

A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls

"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
"but I can't, I'm too scared to ski the zipper line"

by Paul S. W. September 5, 2006

Zipdill

Zipdill (noun). Having no dick or balls. Spineless.

Dude: Hey Fred, wanna hit a strip joint tonight?

Fred: No, my wife says I gotta help with the kids.

Dude: Jeez, what a zipdill.

by PeterPo June 3, 2009