Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."

I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

the Reese Witherspoon effect

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are

"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

by vanookirby May 19, 2020

T-Shirt and Glove Weather

Weather in which your hands are extremely cold and your arms are warm because your body is also weird.

It's t-shirt and glove weather again today.

by Ace6040 November 18, 2020

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by gucci hamster vs mushroom June 21, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

by Grundalina March 17, 2021

weatherman

The sexual act that involves one partner sticking their big toe into the other partner's vagina.

She asked me to wash my feet before giving her a weatherman.
After she sucked my toe she asked for a weatherman.

by Kimberly Crappen September 24, 2005

whether weather

What you base a plan of action on concerning the weather.

She said she would go on the hayride tomorrow depending on the whether weather.

by Someonefromearth October 17, 2009