Someonefromearth's definitions

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

tangent

Mathematician who got back from the beach.

"Wow, look at our math teacher, Mr. Davies! He sure is brown!"

"He just got back from Bermuda."

"Oh, he's a tangent!"

by someonefromearth February 9, 2010

Urban Dictionary Professional

Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.

Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?

by someonefromearth January 10, 2010

money tree

Magical plant that grows currency.

If there was a money tree everybody would get one and inflation would kick in and it wouldn't matter.

by someonefromearth February 9, 2010

break orbit

to leave.

Well, we're done shopping. C'mon, it's time to break orbit.

by someonefromearth February 13, 2010

Urban Dictionary Temporal Anomaly

When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.

When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.

by someonefromearth February 8, 2010

whether weather

What you base a plan of action on concerning the weather.

She said she would go on the hayride tomorrow depending on the whether weather.

by Someonefromearth October 17, 2009