Wankersaurus

Someone who has an unrestible urge to masturbate and achieve a full orgasm but is unable to due to circumstances

Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.

John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.

by Saggie nips December 19, 2017

walker doodle

When a person has the shits so bad that when they walk the they leave a poop doodle trail.

Yesterday my poop was so runny, I pissing out my butthole and left a walker doodle.

by BackFreckle May 7, 2018

Wanker Anchor

According do Daniel Sloss : a person who stays the same with you when you suffer loss. They don't walk on eggshells around you; they remain constant.

"You're such a wanker anchor"

by inthemoodforsomehellraising December 21, 2018

Walker Louisiana

no. Just no. The most drug addicted city in Louisiana. 14 year olds getting pregnant. The girl thinks she cheating on the guy but little does she know that he is cheating back.

"Where ya from?"

"Walker Louisiana"
"Oh heck no"

by potatosaladmacandcheese May 6, 2021

Oban Wanker

Oban wankers are people who have difficulty spelling, piss you off easily and hang about in large groups. Even when they try to be nice they still fail as they go about it in a ridiculous way. They may wear chinos on occasion even though they claim chinos are wankers. Some even reach the extent of not knowing how to spoon. You do not have to be from Oban to be an Oban Wanker.

"I dought it, im wearing my chinos"
"your such an Oban Wanker"

by alemk October 29, 2011

Weenie Walker

When people who walk on sidewalks pump their arms as if they were running.

Person 1: Do you see that dude over there on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total weenie walker.

by Equius Zahhak April 9, 2013

dalton walker

Strong, independent, caring young man.
Has learned his strengths from his losses and never takes life for granted.
True and loyal, while maintaining an attractive appereance.
True, honest, loyal, loving, caring, man that values love from one more than 100 people.
Committed and strong minded and willed independent young adult.

Dalton walker from Nebraska

by TruBluDK March 4, 2015