When Mary saw my anus fall out, she insisted I sock wash her with it.
To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.
To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.
by F-shack boarders April 03, 2018
the inablity to fuck, and/or communicate with members of the opposite sex due to a leech/girlfriend sucking the life force out of you.
Kid: that dude Rob, he's not pulling skirts is he bitch washed?
Other kid: Nah, he's just a faggot yo.
Other example:
Bitch washed nigga: yo I love her man, shes my only one.
Other normal kid: yo u a faggot
Other kid: Nah, he's just a faggot yo.
Other example:
Bitch washed nigga: yo I love her man, shes my only one.
Other normal kid: yo u a faggot
by TheWIRENIGGA14444 March 21, 2009
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
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by WakaWaka13 February 08, 2009
Ejaculating into the soap dispenser of a dish washer and then turning on the dish washer with a full load of dirty dishes inside.
by J*K* December 11, 2009
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