by the909er January 22, 2016

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010

by WakaWaka13 February 8, 2009

by Team D.U.I. December 14, 2008

the inablity to fuck, and/or communicate with members of the opposite sex due to a leech/girlfriend sucking the life force out of you.
Kid: that dude Rob, he's not pulling skirts is he bitch washed?
Other kid: Nah, he's just a faggot yo.
Other example:
Bitch washed nigga: yo I love her man, shes my only one.
Other normal kid: yo u a faggot
Other kid: Nah, he's just a faggot yo.
Other example:
Bitch washed nigga: yo I love her man, shes my only one.
Other normal kid: yo u a faggot
by TheWIRENIGGA14444 March 21, 2009

Ejaculating into the soap dispenser of a dish washer and then turning on the dish washer with a full load of dirty dishes inside.
by J*K* December 10, 2009

by gtown slang July 9, 2012
