racing tracks

The brown streaks left behind by young kids that don't wipe their ass cracks.


Often heard while talking to redneck assholes living in West Virginia.

My son shit and didn't wipe his butt so I had to use oxyclean to get out his racing strips.

by Brant September 27, 2004

Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.

I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

Laying track

When someone is laying down track to run to the finish line. Consist of flirting and making moves on someone help lead to a hook up or relationship.

Man I really wish we didn’t have to leave last night I was really laying track with Tim!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

One track mind

One track mind is a funny was of saying you only think about one thing. One example is men and sex.

Thomas: Man I love having sex
Peter: Uhh ok man

Next day
Thomas: Did I tell you I just had sex?
Peter: Very cool man

Next day (AGAIN)
Thomas: Did you know sex is the BEST thing ever?
Peter: Did I ever tell you you have a one track mind?!

by Uesnsnsh urbakdebsjdjsso April 23, 2019

Flamingo status tracker

A great ROBLOX game that 9 year olds play

yo did u see the new great roblox game flamingo status tracker? yeah i did fat

by LuaScape August 8, 2020

track

An eighth of an ounce of weed. Probably derived from "8-track" tapes. 1/8 = Track

Can you hook me up with a track?

by Bob_Cob February 19, 2008

tractor factor

To purchase a piece of agricultural machinery without the means to pay for it but in the hope that the profits from the yet unharvested crops will provide sufficient to meet the bill.

"I see old Muffin's combine has failed again. God knows wghat he's going to do as the old boy doesn't seem to have a pot to piss in".

"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".

by stropmag October 29, 2006