QTIP (Quick Touch in Public) 

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.

"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"

QTIP (Quick Touch in Public) by Grabestone October 2, 2012

don't fucking touch me 

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

don't fucking touch me by von groovy June 9, 2019

not touch it with a ten foot pole 

not want to get involved with something, often used as a warning.

If I were you, I would not touch it with a ten foot pole.

not touch it with a ten foot pole by skylight_727 September 8, 2008

The Sidam Touch 

The opposite of The Midas Touch, which turns everything to gold, The Sidam Touch breaks and or ruins everything.

Don't call the IT guy to fix your computer, he always makes it worse. He's got The Sidam Touch.

The Sidam Touch by GingerBoy November 7, 2007

Bad touch 

another word to describe what a peadophile does to a minor

that 40 year old over their gave bad touch to that 13 year old

Bad touch by rickibee94 December 10, 2009

toilet paper touch 

when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"

dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch

toilet paper touch by THE TOUCH July 15, 2009

keep in touch 

An old three letter phrase lots of students write in school yearbooks all over America. Students originally thought that it seems nice to say "keep in touch," just because the majority of people separate off to different colleges after high school. Thus, people figured that it will be a nice little lasting word, just to be polite, and stay friends, and not be forgotten. But thanks to a little invention in 2004 called facebook, there seems to be an excuse for those people with a "keep in touch" in their yearbook, to actually keep in touch. This is commonly referred to as the Keep In Touch Paradox, by students years later. Some girls may have written the abbreviation in the yearbook as K.I.T., which is just a fast way to write keep in touch. That would be like saying thanx instead of thank you.

Rachel: Remember Gloria from high school? We were such good friends back then, but then we just kind of moved our separate ways and drifted apart.
Ross: Gloria and I weren't great friends in high school, but we had chemistry together in junior year and she wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook. I guess that's an excuse to add her as a friend in Facebook.
Rachel: Good for you, Ross, despite the fact that you probably don't know each other.
Rachel's Soliloquy: (snickering) She's probably going to be sorry she ever wrote that in Ross's yearbook.

keep in touch by FriendsFan2006 June 12, 2009