Tom is a guy with incredibly large chest muscles. He wears a C cup bra in order to not make women insecure. Tom has been bulking his entire life, but has not gotten larger.
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A being connected intrinsically to all others sharing its name. A cog in a machine. A single drop in a vast ocean. One Tom is just a Tom, but all of them collectively form... THE HIVEMIND. All Toms are mentally linked, and if someone shows symptoms of Tom Syndrome, it may be because they are secretly a Tom, also part of the hivemind.
Person: ...what did you just eat?
Tom: Bleach? Obviously?
Person: HOW IS THAT OBVIOUS???
Doctor: oh dear... It's more serious than I thought. He's showing all the symptoms. He has tested positive for Tom Syndrome...
Person: wtf?
Doctor: I advise that you approach with caution. He is part of the hivemind. At this rate, there's no telling what their minds are sharing
Person: their? There are more?
Doctor: Tom is one, and tom is all. The hivemind is spreading. I can already feel more toms entering this world. Before long, we won't even be able to comprehend how powerful they will become. They may even dominate the world.
Person: ....I want to bleach my ears after this
Tom: Bleach? Obviously?
Person: HOW IS THAT OBVIOUS???
Doctor: oh dear... It's more serious than I thought. He's showing all the symptoms. He has tested positive for Tom Syndrome...
Person: wtf?
Doctor: I advise that you approach with caution. He is part of the hivemind. At this rate, there's no telling what their minds are sharing
Person: their? There are more?
Doctor: Tom is one, and tom is all. The hivemind is spreading. I can already feel more toms entering this world. Before long, we won't even be able to comprehend how powerful they will become. They may even dominate the world.
Person: ....I want to bleach my ears after this
by The Hivemind. February 24, 2026
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