Tom

Tom is a guy with incredibly large chest muscles. He wears a C cup bra in order to not make women insecure. Tom has been bulking his entire life, but has not gotten larger.

Amelie: Wow, Tom is so handsome!

Tom by 123haschenparty February 7, 2025

Tom

Two words. Fine shyt.

OMG IS THAT FINE SHYT?

nah it’s is Tom

Tom by Imnotwhoyouthinkiambrrr February 17, 2025

tom

a crazy dumb guy who is irrelevant 99% of the time. apart from when everyone calls him thomas the tank engine, although that is completely understandable, most of the time he acts like a stupid fucking train anyways. Thomas needs to get a life. really.

that guy's an idiot. he must be called tom

tom by bobboyhatescharlotte May 13, 2025

tom

a melancholy guy who is always down in the mopes. always aggressive and will use that aggression with his tree stump. he always fails his sacs and gets angry over it. you've never seen him happy, always in his melancholy moods.

tom is a cool bro guy

tom by radish19 August 28, 2025

TOM

A being connected intrinsically to all others sharing its name. A cog in a machine. A single drop in a vast ocean. One Tom is just a Tom, but all of them collectively form... THE HIVEMIND. All Toms are mentally linked, and if someone shows symptoms of Tom Syndrome, it may be because they are secretly a Tom, also part of the hivemind.

Person: ...what did you just eat?
Tom: Bleach? Obviously?

Person: HOW IS THAT OBVIOUS???
Doctor: oh dear... It's more serious than I thought. He's showing all the symptoms. He has tested positive for Tom Syndrome...
Person: wtf?
Doctor: I advise that you approach with caution. He is part of the hivemind. At this rate, there's no telling what their minds are sharing
Person: their? There are more?

Doctor: Tom is one, and tom is all. The hivemind is spreading. I can already feel more toms entering this world. Before long, we won't even be able to comprehend how powerful they will become. They may even dominate the world.

Person: ....I want to bleach my ears after this

TOM by The Hivemind. February 24, 2026

Tom

The short guy you know who you always see running quickly. He’s really nice and attractive but has questionable beliefs.

Girl 1: you know who Tom is?
Girl 2: The guy on the track team?
Girl 1: Yeah, I just started dating him.
Girl 2: Oh that’s nice! Be careful though, he’ll try to tell you about Thetans and Auditing.

Tom by MAHDAHFAHKAH September 1, 2026

Töm 

Töm is a weird ass cat living in germany.

Damn that's top tier Töm performance.

Töm by Thorbjoern November 24, 2021