Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
Get the Weiner Mondaymug. by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
Get the Deer weinersmug. A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia
by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014
Get the pants weinermug. by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018
Get the weiner goutmug. by ride6red June 1, 2009
Get the Weiner packagemug. It is something you call someone that has made you angry. You say it when you feel someone has disrespected you or has ruined things for you.
-You can use it on practically anyone who has upset you.
--This phrase was created by my friend and I, in Biology class
-You can use it on practically anyone who has upset you.
--This phrase was created by my friend and I, in Biology class
by Nazarena Ny'Kholle February 7, 2013
Get the Sturdy Weinermug. by Hsvdnl March 9, 2024
Get the Roast beef weinermug.