by ziggle October 26, 2008
Get the Porn Modemug. When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.
I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019
Get the Certo Modemug. by Milk chocolate swag March 15, 2019
Get the Sicko modemug. by John Machtolff October 14, 2017
Get the Retard modemug. Noun
1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the yeast modemug. Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!
by ZaleDH October 5, 2020
Get the Johan Modemug. by tomcon5 December 19, 2009
Get the whisper modemug.