Telemarketing

Something where people who dropped out of high school can go and make money by making unwanted calls to people over the phone.

Telemarketing is the stupidest thing ever invented in the history of telephones.

by Scottish_Emperor843 December 23, 2018

Telecunt

One who is oblivious to all but their mobile phone to the detriment of those around them. Most particularly while commuting and disrupting traffic.

The term is derived from a specific reference to the inappropriate use of a mobile device in a public setting when it affects others negatively. It is the combination of "tele" referring to phones and the use of the common U.K. term "cunt" which is the approximate usage equivalent of "asshole" in the U.S.

"That dumbass Telecunt, stopped to text in the middle of the sidewalk like he was the only one there."

by KENIBronx March 1, 2019

telefuck

a creative word for phone sex.

person 1: so, have you telefucked him yet, at least?
person 2: nah, he's too shy on call for that.

by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019

Telenigas

Telenigas is a term describing how a slave has the benefits of technology. They avoid africa and they stay at home being a weiboo and or otaku sits on their fat asses while crunching chips like an american.

Bro leave the house and play with me stop being a “telenigas”

by Fat ass on an anvil September 17, 2019

Teletech

Also known as TTEC. A shithole company. Pays minimum wage and has numerous lawsuits for not paying employees their correct wages, system issues, or for overtime. Outsourced IT department located in India and the Philippines is a joke. Also notorious for fighting unemployment benefits by saying that you quit, rather than you getting fired.

I fucking hate Teletech! They lied to unemployment saying that I quit when I was fired for performance issues!

by Disgruntled employee 32 November 4, 2019

Telemurderer

When someone is trying to talk someone out of suicide on a call and they run out of minutes.

"Hey, did you hear Clarence became a telemurderer this morning?"

by G00MH May 7, 2020

telescope fish day

March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.

“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”

“What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”

by Grungymuddy February 7, 2021