by Gus's hot dog February 12, 2009
Get the Telferwitz mug.a portmanteau of "telepathic" and "Black", used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other's activities and whereabouts.
Non-black student (1): "...and I think this girl Jennifer was at the recital, too."
Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"
Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"
Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"
Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::
Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"
Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"
Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"
Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::
by jeante February 15, 2009
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Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.
Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'
by ILoveDanToone March 29, 2010
Get the Telling a Jamie mug.When someone goes on and on on the phone talking crap or gibberish or something that does your head in
blah blah blah 5 mins later blah blah 1/2 hr later still blah blah blah and then you say "enough of your telephone soup I really got to go"
by hammerex July 15, 2010
Get the telephone soup mug.A telemediation allows a person to visit an event thousands of miles away and direct another person who carries a camera.
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First Service in the world to offer virtual travel, virtual attendance of weddings, funerals, live museum visits, live tourism.
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www.telemediators.com (launched 2010)
First Service in the world to offer virtual travel, virtual attendance of weddings, funerals, live museum visits, live tourism.
by DanielHowardTelemediation December 14, 2010
Get the Telemediation mug.To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.
by Daddysxj September 29, 2010
Get the teller smeller mug.He's always posting pictures of animal slaughter houses and telling me about how I should be vegan. He's such a televeganist.
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